• Watson and Moriarty from "Watson." Image source: CBS
    opinions,  television

    Watson (2025 CBS) is a lukewarm Sherlock Holmes adaptation

    The old CBS show “Elementary” is among my favorites. It might be my ultimate comfort watch. Lucy Liu and Jonny Lee Miller deliver pitch-perfect performances for seven straight seasons, and while it has its rocky story moments, no singular season is skippable, the themes are compassionate, and the stories are engaging.

    “Watson” is from the same network and the same showrunner. I didn’t feel the need to fill any void after “Elementary,” but I figured I might as well try its spiritual successor.

    In this adaptation, Holmes has fallen of Reichenbach Falls with Moriarty. Watson jumped after them in a rescue attempt. As far as Watson initially knows, he’s the only survivor.

    Doyle’s characters show up in various adapted forms, as with “Elementary”: Clyde is a robot rather than a turtle, Shinwell is a series regular, and Mary Morsten is an ex-wife instead of a boyfriend who gets poisoned. After watching so much “Elementary,” it’s a little jarring to see these characters revised in new ways from the same mind. You can tell the creation is by the same person with the same interests, but he shifted everything to the left.

    An extremely familiar story with new faces.

    “Watson” manages to stay fresh by focusing on medical drama instead of a police procedural. The cast is populated with Watson’s younger doctor apprentices, who are talented, genius, and so disinteresting to me that I can’t tell you what any of them are named. I guess I could look it up.

    All the actors rise well to the occasion presented, but Morris Chestnut is the main standout. His performance is always majestic. The man has gravitas. His Watson is concerned with medical justice as much as anything else, and he will make non-medical things his problem if injustice has been done.

    Full-season spoilers ahead.

    Moriarty is present throughout the entire season, here and there. I never got the feeling he was a powerful mad genius with amazing powers of deduction and manipulation. He was just a guy who kept blackmailing people into bad behavior.

    Gene editing allows Moriarty to target Watson’s team. Maybe this would have been more compelling if I cared about his team. By the time the twin doctor guys got sick, I was actually just hoping it would kill one of them off. I didn’t like the performance by that actor as two different guys. They weren’t very distinctive to me outside whether or not they were wearing glasses. He mumbled through all his lines. Knocking one of them off would have made sense and given the actor time to focus on developing just one of them.

    Alas, it was not to be so. All the good guys were saved. We rolled toward the end of the season leaving me feeling mildly entertained – not excited, but also not really dissatisfied.

    My opinion crashed and burned at the end.

    “Watson” ultimately lost me on its last episode. At the end, Watson chose to kill Moriarty via a fatal stroke. His argument was that Moriarty was too dangerous to let live.

    Nothing I saw from Watson to that point suggested he would be willing to kill a man, even one who demonstrably deserved it. Watson fanboys for his “dead” BFF Sherlock Holmes, but he doesn’t seem especially vengeful; he’s focused on medicine, not going after Holmes’s murderer. Watson history with the military was downplayed because he was always more doctor than soldier. He helped Irene Adler, knowing she was likely manipulating.

    He always erred on the side of doing no harm.

    Ethical gray areas don’t seem to imply a willingness to kill, either. It wasn’t like he bonded with his favorite student (whose name I still don’t remember) because she killed her father. A moment where he heatedly announced, “I would have killed him too,” might have been enough to convince me.

    Nothing like that happened. At least, not that I recall. I slammed the season in about two days – details may have escaped me.

    I thought about rewatching the season to see if they supported this character moment in ways I didn’t observe. But this is the ultimate indictment of “Watson”: I didn’t like it enough, care about the characters, or feel any desire to spend time rewatching it. At all. Even to analyze the story better.

    It feels like they just wanted to have Watson do the practical thing and kill the bad guy. It’s a long discussion in various fiction circles: isn’t the most compassionate thing a hero could do is kill a dangerous villain? Why doesn’t Batman end the Joker’s reign of terror and kill him instead of sending him to Arkham Asylum?

    I don’t buy into “Good Guys Just Don’t Do Things Like That” as an argument. But this feels like a totally unsupported character moment that exists only to say, “See? Batman really should just kill The Joker.” (Although in this case, Watson is arguably more Nightwing than Batman.)

    It’s hard to imagine anyone getting too attached to “Watson,” but let’s give it a chance.

    Lukewarm reaction aside, “Watson” deserves more seasons. I watch a lot of TV shows through the course of my day. I always have something going while I play video games, clean house, practice illustration, etc. Thus I  can authoritatively say that it’s normal for the first season of a show from any era to kinda suck.

    A wise network is one that sees the good points – of which “Watson” has many – and chooses to nurture it through an awkward phase.

    Rochelle Aytes is a great Mary Morsten who actually survived the season (which I didn’t expect). Clear ambiguity around Moriarty leaves opportunities for more stories with him, even if he’s dead.

    They cast a wonderful voice to portray Sherlock Holmes, and I would chop off my favorite toe to see Matt Berry in a homosexual love spiral with Morris Chestnut.

    Although I didn’t really care about the younger doctors, there’s a lot of sapphic potential in the tension between the two women that would make me happy to return to them.

    And who knows? Maybe they’ll knock off one of those twins and make me really happy.

    You can stream Watson Season One on CBS All Access.

  • opinions

    Does ethical generative AI usage exist?

    Generative AI remains a polarizing topic of conversation. It feels like everyone has a strong opinion, and it’s either “love it, use it” or “hate it, deride it.” I often fall on the side of “NO, no way,” but I keep vacillating between that and “why bother?” and also “eh, maybe?

    As background: I initially played around with genAI for image creation but stopped once I realized that the datasets were produced by scraping the internet without regard for the creators involved. The idea that huge companies are profiting off of this sticks in my craw.

    I can’t get over the way this helps steal labor and consolidate more wealth in the ruling class. I can’t understand how AI proponents don’t see the way this is the worst manifestation of our society in hyperdrive.

    That said, I also find I cannot stand uniformly opposed to generative AI, either. I’m usually an early adopter to tech. I love the ways that technology have changed and grown throughout my lifetime.

    What we now call “AI” has become an extremely large basin holding an extremely diverse array of technology. A lot of these uses are harmful. Others are useful. I don’t want to throw the robot baby out with the AI slop water.

    Adobe Photoshop has had “content aware fill” for a long time now. The idea is that you select a part of an image, and Photoshop will fill in what it expects should occupy that space using the pixels around it. I’ve been using content-aware fill since at least Photoshop 2019. For personal photos, this has been a quick way to remove things like telephone poles from the sky. What it produces is not much more sophisticated than a clone stamp. I class this as a useful tool–though it’s also not generative AI.

    Later, Adobe added “generative fill,” which is like content aware fill on steroids. It uses their family of generative AI models, called Firefly, to create a more complicated image that the average person will recognize as GPT-like.

    According to Adobe’s FAQ about Firefly, the dataset is trained on public domain images and its large stock library. If you’ve contributed to the stock library, your work is in the dataset. This is part of the terms of service, although I don’t know how and when this usage was added.

    How well did they inform contributors? Did everyone know in advance what this would mean? How many contributing artists belong to agencies whose managers made those decisions above their heads?

    It’s hard to say, but it’s still better than Meta deciding it’s fair use to steal from authors because their books have no value.

    Where does Microsoft’s experimental AI engine fall on this spectrum?

    John Carmack, a game dev elder and co-originator of the most classic boomer shooters, describes this AI use as a useful tool. I’m not inclined toward authoritarianism — here meaning that an authority’s opinion is only an opinion, and not above scrutiny — but I think he’s right that AI algorithms will be a growing part of the workflow.

    I tried playing Quake II (one of my all-time favorite shooters) in this format. It’s obviously not yet a playable commercial game. It’s dreamy, foggy, and forgetful. At best, we can say it’s recognizable as the original game, and you can move inside of it.

    But this is the first time I’ve glimpsed something that genuinely feels like a future successor to current game engines. Can it become markedly better? Is the output always going to be worse? Will it deprive game devs of jobs? I don’t know yet. I do find it interesting, though. I don’t want to discount it out of hand.

    Ultimately, I evaluate individual tools falling into the AI bucket like this:

    1. Does it reduce desirable work for creatives? I don’t think it’s a big deal when people use AI models for silly little personal projects. I don’t care if people want to see their face on a Bridgerton character. Also, using generative tools to make photo editing slightly less onerous will make a creative’s life more pleasant. I can’t tell you how grateful I am that it’s easier to isolate models and remove that one patch on their jacket sleeve these days. I don’t miss clone-stamping and painting that stuff away.
    2. Does it disrupt necessary career progression? Replacing junior developers with AI blasts apart the entire industry in counterproductive ways. How does a senior developer become a senior developer if she can’t make a living as a junior developer first? How will artists ever graduate from Art As A Side Job to Art As A Full Time Job if all the jobs freelancing are replaced by people whipping up some muddy AI garbage?
    3. Does its usage on an individual level harm other creatives? Using datasets with material that artists did not consent to including is harmful. When you are generating art in many models — especially when you use specific artists’ names in the prompts — you are personally inflicting harm on creatives. Whole-image generation is likelier to resemble preexisting work by a single artist, which should be regarded as plagiarism. Adobe Firefly is maybe okay to use where you would otherwise normally use Adobe Stock, although it’s a horrible gray area.
    4. How significant is the environmental impact? As with most environmental issues, individual use is never as impactful as institutional use. Microsoft’s Copilot has been forced onto vast numbers of desktop computers and devours computing power whether or not you like it. On the other hand, Apple’s on-device AI performs processing on your phone, and it might demand charging your phone slightly more. It’s probably not a big deal. And an individual doing a couple of prompts is a drop in the ocean compared to Google adding AI processing for every single search engine query. Over time, as processing power becomes overall cheaper, environmental impact will decline. It’s alarming right now. It will improve.
    5. Does it do a good job? Whole-image generation can look as glossy as you want these days, but the algorithm doesn’t have intention, purpose, and an individual’s life experience to create a distinctive lens. Even when you’re editing out errors, you’re still leaning on the most bland, generic, commercial imagery that is possible. Things tend to look plastic. Women are homogenized into their most offensively attractive forms. And I still haven’t read any AI-generated text that isn’t a circuitous, unfocused, tension-free disaster of word soup. Trying to make AI output usable takes just as much work as making the thing yourself.

    I’m sure I’m missing a few points, but these are the ones off the top of my head. And with this litmus test applied, there isn’t a ton of common AI usage that I would consider appropriate.

    But there is some.

    Many artists agree that using AI to generate mock-ups is no big deal. Anything where an individual isn’t putting AI into a final, sellable product is probably okay. AI that makes parts of unappealing labor go faster (like finding the exact code you want in a library) is helpful rather than thieving. These are natural progressions of existing technology, and they will become less damaging as environmental concerns are addressed and (hopefully) more datasets are made with material provided consentingly by accredited, compensated creators.

    The very fact I believe “appropriate AI usage” is up for personal evaluation makes me feel more generous to all the individuals involved. We’re all trying to figure out how to navigate a complicated world. The problem isn’t really the technology, but the fact a sickly society can only use new tools in sickly ways.

  • A cute pink walking salamander sitting at the bottom of a tank
    sara reads the feed,  science news

    God save the axolotls

    The axolotl is my kid’s favorite animal. What’s not to love about them? Thanks to something called obligate neoteny, axolotls are magical little amphibians who (almost) never metamorphose from their aquatic form to a terrestrial one. As I would squeal to my husband, “THEY FOREVER BABIES.” They also belong to a small ecosystem that exists only in Mexico.

    A popular pick for the exotic pet trade, the ever-smiling, feathery-gilled axolotl is easily bred in captivity, having further piqued the interest of scientists and geneticists through its ability to regenerate parts of its body, such as its limbs, eyes, heart, spinal cord and parts of its brain. As such, the species’ plight is regarded as a conservation paradox: although abundant in captivity, rampant habitat degradation and disturbance has rendered the species critically endangered in the wild.

    Even weird animals occupying small niches in the ecosystem are critical. Even if they weren’t impossibly cute, the endangerment of axolotls would be a major concern.

    But they are really cute, too.

    Scientists who are surely compelled more by ecosystem restoration than Protecting The Babies have done the important work of finding out if we can get axolotls from scientists’ fish tanks back into the wetlands where they belong.

    And indeed, it turns out that we can improve the axolotl population in Mexico by introducing captive-bred animals.

    This study evaluates the viability of restored and artificial wetlands for axolotl conservation by comparing movement patterns, home range sizes, and habitat use. Using VHF telemetry, we tracked captive-bred axolotls released into both environments. Axolotls survived and foraged successfully in both sites, with those in an artificial pond in La Cantera Oriente exhibiting larger home ranges (mean: 2,747 m²) and greater daily distances traveled than those in a restored chinampa in Lake Xochimilco, where home ranges were smaller (mean: 382 m²).

    If you read the entire abstract, you’ll find that the axolotls even gained weight under these conditions–meaning they are thriving. And chubby. Being chubby is SO important.

    NPR interviewed these cuteness-saving scientists.

    “This is pretty big news because when you have animals in captivity, they lose a lot of their behaviors. Like, they don’t know how to recognize a predator, they don’t know how to catch prey, and so we were a bit nervous when we released them because we didn’t know if they were going to be able to survive,” she continued.

    But the charmingly cartoonish salamanders, also known as Mexican walking fish, didn’t just survive in their new wild homes, they thrived.

    “The ones that we recaptured, they had gained weight. So that means they were doing really, really well,” Ramos said.

    “They were hunting, they were eating, and they were avoiding predators. So this was really big,” she said.

    This is wonderful news for the planet, of course, but also for kids who have fallen in love with axolotls thanks to Minecraft.

    There are quite a few species that are extinct in the wild and now only exist in captivity. It would be amazing if axolotls didn’t join that number.

  • Diaries,  writing

    The Style Spectrum, and Why I’ve Put “The Liar’s Throne” on Hiatus

    I tend to think of my books spanning a spectrum of stylism. There are narratively simplistic books running on linear timelines (like Witch Hunt), a middle point of style balanced with clarity (like Atop the Trees, Beneath the Mountains), and then the rare all-style bonanza where style is substance (like Insomniac Cafe).

    When I’m planning a project, I consciously place my book on this spectrum. I consider myself restrained if I can write linearly, clearly, without theme overtaking plot. These are surface-level books where what happens is what matters the most, in a very intuitive way. These are usually more commercially appealing.

    The further along the spectrum I move in the other direction, the narrower its potential audience becomes. High style requires high engagement to intuit meaning.

    Whenever I’ve stayed on the safer end of the style spectrum, they have sold fairly well. Preternatural Affairs, led by Witch Hunt, became one of my most popular series. Writing them was frustrating sometimes. They didn’t scratch a particular creative itch.

    On the other hand, I had a fantastic time making Insomniac Cafe–which nearly nobody has read.

    I’ve rationalized writing the low-style books because I need books to pay bills, but at this point, I find it so difficult to reach readers that income isn’t much of a consideration. I need to enjoy the process of creating a book because that’s most of the good I’ll get from it now.

    I don’t feel the whim to go as far off the deep end as I did with Insomniac Cafe, so I thought I would try to write The Liar’s Throne on the low-style end of the spectrums. Events are unfolding in order. Mysteries may be held between the characters, but not between plot and reader. The focus is the plot rather than the themes.

    I’ve gotten quite far through the book writing like this–probably around sixty thousand words, although I haven’t typed up everything in my journals. Unfortunately, it’s also made me quite unhappy. I’m finding it difficult drag my feet through the back half.

    The other night, while I was meditating, I got a few ideas for livening up the format and jacking up the stylism. I’m going to use a lot of what I’ve already written. But it’s going to get remixed.

    Since this will demand major edits, I won’t be continuing to serialize The Liar’s Throne on Royal Road and AO3. I’ll leave what I already published for now. I’ve got plans for a book I can definitely serialize in its entirety, so I’ll have a replacement soon.

  • publishing,  writing

    make bad art.

    you really don’t need genAI. just draw a lot and accept that you’re gonna kinda suck at it.

    It’s so satisfying. You learn stuff. And it’s okay to be kinda sucky.

    i genuinely think, from talking to people who are using genAI, that it appeals to depthless insecurity. they have never felt Good Enough to Do the Art. “we’re different. you have talent,” they say, and also, “you have THE EYE,” unaware that talent is developed rather than innate.

    AI appeals to hustle culture, to the need to monetize everything. your art doesn’t start out commercially viable. genAI needs only a few words to produce something that looks way better than you think you can do. “i can’t afford to work at art for a year or two until i’m better,” you say, as if the ART is the pain point preventing you from making a living in this hellscape called reality. the AI looks like an easy escape route, but it’s pretending to solve problems by making things worse for artists. a year or two will pass whether or not you work on improving yourself. take the time.

    self-esteem, self-worth, and a willingness to practice something you suck at is so important. it is very, very hard. many of us have had our emotions invalidated throughout life. sometimes the people closest to us have said horrible things about us, and those voices linger.

    art asks a lot of you. it asks for honesty and insecurity and an ability to accept your limitations. but it gives you so much in return: a portfolio of accomplishments, a true expression of your internal state, the visualization of your voice.

    i tend to think i have a nuanced view of AI. i am strongly opposed to using it in professional products – that means book covers, the text in books, supplemental art, advertisements, audiobook generation, etc. i think using it for fun, like modding games or silly “how I look in Bridgerton” filters, is relatively benign despite the environmental impacts (personal impact is overrated compared to systemic responsibility). i think it’s simply bad at what it does when given the burden of creation (book cover components) while smaller tools like Adobe’s Content Aware Fill are just sensible developments to improve workflow.

    but on a purely human, emotional level, i wish i could plead with everyone to do something extremely radical and Just Make Sucky Art. I truly believe the world gets worse whenever we use AI and even your worst art makes the world better. i wish i could ask everyone to let themselves be vulnerable in whatever medium they like, even though it’s a HUGE request. i wanna ask everyone to waste their time dicking around with things that aren’t profitable or productive because i think it will heal you, and playing like a kid is important at every age, and it’s cheaper than buying credits to make yet another soulless Bratz doll romantasy character card.

  • A banner showing the cover for "Atop the Trees, Beneath the Mountains" by SM Reine. It's captioned "The One Ring is a cute guy. Villains fight over him."
    publishing

    Talking about my book with V.C. LLuxe

    cover for The Duke of Diamonds by VC LLuxeMy new fantasy book has been out for a couple weeks now, and my friend V.C. Lluxe was kind enough to read it and give me her feedback.

    I thought the conversation that unfolded was interesting. No surprise there: Like me, V.C. Lluxe has been a super-prolific author over the course of her career, and she has a well-developed sense of story. She’s an extremely cerebral person who isn’t afraid to color outside the lines in search of fundamental truths.

    With VC’s permission, I reposted a big chunk of our conversation, edited for length and coherency.

    Please note that this spoils a LOT of “Atop the Trees, Beneath the Mountains”, including critical character deaths. You should probably read the book first if you care about spoilers.

    I never care about spoilers, so it wouldn’t stop me, but that’s your choice.

    (If the article looks like it ends here, click “comment” to expand the post. I need to fix my website so this feature works properly. Thanks for your patience.)

  • sara reads the feed

    A couple quick links – Lower Decks, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and taking the knee

    I haven’t felt so seen and appreciated as a gay nerd as I did with this week’s Lower Decks. (Variety)

    First crossing paths when Andrew Robinson guest starred in the “Deep Space Nine” Season 1 episode “Past Prologue” back in 1993, the bright-eyed young Doctor and jaded “simple tailor” Garak first won fans over with their instant chemistry and easy banter, turning Robinson’s initial one-off role into a recurring character.

    “Trek” prides itself on “boldly going,” but the idea of an on-screen same-sex couple (a man and a lizard, no less) didn’t quite fly in the 1990s. Bashir and Garak never moved beyond close friends, even as fans clamored for a romantic storyline. […]

    Long after “DS9” went off the air, Robinson and Siddig continued to champion the Garak/Bashir relationship. That included campaigning for them at conventions in the ’90s to recording an audiobook and performing fan-written works over Zoom. As a result, the duo also had a hand in stoking interest in the relationship between their characters.

    This has been so long coming. I felt like time stopped when they showed their animated characters kissing. Kissing! Holding hands!

    Most importantly, they were written exactly like themselves: catty, arguing little bitches. We love them.

    TSFKA Tor dot com also has a good review.

    I’m complete.

    ~

    America looks quite a bit like an oligarchy from where I’m standing.

    Sam Altman joins Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos in donating $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund (Quartz)

    You’ve heard the truism “follow the money” and it applies to all the goings-on in modern America. Whatever they do, no matter how obfuscated in identity politics, is ultimately about increasing profits for people who are already very wealthy.

    It’s upsetting, but it also is kinda like…it seems like there is functionally very simple solutions to this? There’s no political willpower for separating money from politics, but that’s “all” it would take. It would be simple but not easy, is what I’m saying.

    ~

    Apparently we’re getting a remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, one of my favorite childhood movies. (Variety) Good luck trying to be halfway as creepy as the original.

    We’re also getting three more episodes of Malcolm in the Middle (tsfka Twitter), which I’m more optimistic about. I’m just excited to see Hal again.

    ~

    You know how the last few Cheerios like to cluster up in your bowl of cereal?

    Basically, the mass of the Cheerios is insufficient to break the milk’s surface tension. But it’s enough to put a tiny dent in the surface of the milk in the bowl, such that if two Cheerios are sufficiently close, the curved surface in the liquid (meniscus) will cause them to naturally drift toward each other. The “dents” merge and the “O”s clump together. Add another Cheerio into the mix, and it, too, will follow the curvature in the milk to drift toward its fellow “O”s.

    (Ars Technica)

    Well, scientists are looking at using this effect to move little robots around. I don’t know what it is about this that I find to be the cutest thing ever. But it’s the cutest thing ever.